Tuesday, 3 January 2023

HAVE A SHARE OF THE NEW LAGOS BY INVESTING IN PLOTS AND HECTARES OF LAND IN IBEJU LEKKI THROUGH COVELAND LIMITED

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Thursday, 3 February 2022

LANDWEY GIVES OUT PLOTS OF LAND AT URBAN PRIME TWO ESTATE AT ABRAHAM ADESANYA ROUNDABOUT, AJAH, LAGOS

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Tuesday, 1 February 2022

GET HIGH QUALITY SIKKENS AUTO PAINTING & OVEN BAKING FOR N80,000 @ GOF AUTOS LTD

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Friday, 29 May 2020

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WE CELEBRATE WITH BOURDEX GROUP BOSS, CHIEF DR. DAVID OGBA ONUOHA, ON HIS BIRTHDAY

Wow!!! Bourdex, onye ego. If you are based in the eastern part of Nigeria, you must have been seeing products of Bourdrex. In case you do not know, Bourdex Group is an Aba-based conglomerate owned by Chief Dr. David Ogba Onuoha, MFR, OON (Ugoena Abiriba). Folks, this is a great remarkable and illustrious Nigerian worthy of being celebrated every minute.

WHY A TENANT MUST COLLECT TENANCY AGREEMENT FROM YOUR LANDLORD

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So someone asked if he needed to collect his tenancy agreement from his landlord. He moved in six months ago and is yet to get the document. In practice I have seen many scenarios like this. People often pay hundreds of thousands for the tenancy agreement and they don’t bother to get it. This negligence continues till there's rancour between the landlord and the tenant. These are issues that the tenancy agreement should have taken care of.

Thursday, 28 May 2020

WOW!!! THIS IS A VERY SMART FATHER

Folks, what is your take on this photograph? Is it that the picture of his mum on his dad’s face made the baby believe that his mum is the one breastfeeding him? This is very funny. Where are the fathers here, have you tried this before?

BIOLOGICAL MISTAKE CORRECTED MY MODERN MEDICAL SCIENCE

DR. OLUSEGUN OBASANJO’S LETTER TO FORMER AFRICAN PRESIDENTS ON AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK BOSS, DR. AKINWUNMI ADESINA

Dr. Olusegun Obasanjo

Your Excellencies,
I hope that you are keeping well in the midst of the current COVID 19 pandemic that we are all going through in Africa and all over the world. I am writing to you in respect of developments at the African Development Bank.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY: THIS LADY IS USING A PLATE OF FUFU IN PLACE OF A BIRTHDAY CAKE

As you can see on the picture above, this lady is celebrating her birthday with a plate of fufu, soup and a bottle of bear. The funny thing here is that she is cutting the fufu as if she is cutting a birthday cake. Wonders shall never end. Can you guess where she is from?

PHOTO: WHAT WILL YOU DO IF YOU ARE THE MOTHER OF THESE CHILDREN?

This is one of the things experienced at home in this COVID-19 lock-down. Chaiiii!!!! Imagine the magnitude of this wastage. What will you do if you are the mother of these children?

Wednesday, 27 May 2020

POPULARITY CHECK IN NIGERIA: DO YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THIS BLACK AMERICAN SINGER?

Yes, we are testing the popularity of this black American music star in Nigeria. Do you know his name, how did you get to know him and have you listened to any of his songs? Give us your feedback!!!

GOV. OBASEKI LOSES APC GOVERNORSHIP TICKET TO OSHIOMHOLE’S ANOINTED ASPIRANT, IZE-IYAMU

Godwin Obaseki, Governor, Edo State
Information reaching us has it that the governor of Edo State, Godwin Obaseki, has lost the APC governorship ticket to the Adams Oshiomhole’s anointed aspirant, Pastor Osagie Ize-Iyamu.

WORLD BANK ENDORSES $346M FOR PROJECTS IN NIGERIA, CHAD, CAMEROON AND NIGER

The World Bank has approved $346m for two projects designed for reinforcing the flexibility and livelihoods in the Lake Chad region, Tectono Business Review reports.

I AM INNOCENT, SAYS AFDB BOSS, DR. AKINWUNMI ADESINA, AS HE DENIES CORRUPTION ALLEGATIONS AGAINST HIM

Dr. Akinwunmi Adesina
The President of African Development Bank, Dr. Akinwumi Adesina, has denied an allegation of corruption against him.

HAHAHAHAA!!!! A FIRM PREVAILED ON US TO DELIST THEM

One of the numerous things we do, at Tectono Business Review, is helping Nigerian businesses, both big and small, grow higher by multiplying their clientele base free of charge. We do this via listing their business names, products and services addresses, phone numbers, e-mail addresses and websites.

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Tuesday, 26 May 2020

MARIAN PROCESSION: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE REFER TO THIS AS IDOL WORSHIPING?

To every non-Catholic, the figure on the picture above is not how Virgin Maria looked while on earth. They have always argued that then, there was no camera to photograph the blessed mother of Jesus Christ. Therefore, they attribute what is happening on the picture above as idol worshipping. Non-Catholics did not waste time in concluding that the Roman Catholic Church propagates occultism.

DO YOU REALLY NEED TO BRING HOME A COBRA IN THE NAME OF KINDNESS?

Chief Anayo Nwosu
Chief Anayo Nwosu

Obioma was once told by his mother that “kindness would kill you one day” but he didn’t understand. He felt that his mum was detracting him from doing good. Kind of “get behind me you Satan!” Obioma felt that his mother was being an obstacle to his avowed virtue of kindness and generosity and he trudged on.

FACEBOOK PARTNERS MTN, OTHER TELCOS ON 5G NETWORK PROJECT CALLED 2AFRICA SUBSEA CABLE PROJECT

Mark Zuckerberg
Facebook and a group of telecom companies, including MTN GlobalConnect – an operating company of the MTN Group – and China Mobile International (CMI), the world's largest telecom operator by network scale and subscriber base, have announced their readiness to collaborate to build a subsea cable to significantly increase the capacity, quality and availability of internet connectivity between Africa and the rest of the world.

DEAD LION-HEARTED BIAFRAN YOUTHS

Osita Chidoka
Osita Chidoka

Biafra became the first black nation to successfully hijack a Plane. At the height of Nigeria-Biafra civil war, it took the lion hearts of three Biafran youths, Mark Odu, Sam Inyagha, and Onuora Nwanya to hijack a Nigeria Airways F-27 plane, piloted by the duo of P. Singh and Tokunbo Williams on April 23, 1967. The flight originally bound for Lagos from Benin was diverted to Enugu. That became Biafra’s first aircraft.

Monday, 25 May 2020

WHY ARE BABES FIGHTING THEMSELVES TO HAVE THIS YOUNG BOY?

Wow!!! Who knows this exceedingly and extra-ordinarily sexy young boy that virtually all babes worldwide are fighting themselves to have? There are many other handsome guys out there, so what is so spectacular about this one. He is even too young to be getting the magnitude of attention he is getting from babes.

E-MONEY’S MESSAGE TO HIS MUSLIM FRIENDS ON RAMADAN

E-Money
A super-handsome wealthy big boy, Chief Dr. Emeka Okonkwo (E-Money), sent his words to his Muslim friends all over the world Ramadan. The billionaire music producer and record label owner enjoined them to keep on striving to survive this trying time.

CBN DEPUTY GOVERNOR, DR. KINGSLEY OBIORA, BECOMES THE CHAIRMAN OF NEXIM BANK

Dr. Kingsley Obiora
The Deputy Governor, Economic Policy, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), Dr. Kingsley Obiora, has been appointed as the Chairman of the Board of Directors of the Nigerian Export-Import Bank (NEXIM Bank).

BILLIONAIRE BUSINESSMAN, E-MONEY, POSES IN HIS LIVING ROOM

E-Money
Chief Dr. Emeka Okonkwo (E-Money) seems to be unperturbed over the police probe on him. It could be recalled that some weeks ago, the police withdrew police escorts from him and launched a probe into his real source of income that finances his ostentatious lifestyle.

NIGERIA’S GDP INCREASES BY 1.87 PER CENT IN Q1 2020


The GDP figure for Q1 2020 is the slowest quarterly growth rate since Q4 2018.
Nigeria’s Gross Domestic Product (GDP) grew by 1.87 per cent year-on-year in the first quarter of 2020, according to the latest GDP report released today by the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS). The GDP figure for Q1 2020 is the slowest quarterly growth rate since Q4 2018, when the economy grew at its fastest rate following the 2016 recession.

CAN YOU GUESS WHAT BARRACK OBAMA IS DISCUSSING WITH THESE AMERICAN ELITES

Barrack Obama is the immediate past president of America. Election is fast approaching and the Democrats have seen enough reasons to dislodge the Republicans. The question is will Donald Trump allow Obama and his fellow Democrats remove him?

PHOTO: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WORLD-CLASS LEATHER NOSE-MASK?

Nigerians are very creative. Take a good look at this world-class leather nose-mask. Apart from being very durable, it is classy. With this mask, you can never contract COVID-19.

COVID-19 IS NOT THE SAME AS MALARIA, SAYS NCDC

The Nigeria Centre for Disease Control (NCDC) has come up with a new message differentiating COVID-19 from Malaria. According to them, both diseases may have similar symptoms, but not the same.

BEHOLD THE GOVERNOR WITH AN EAR TO THE GROUND

Rt. Hon. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi
Chris Chime

One vital aspect of governance that stands out the regime of Rt. Hon. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi is this unique strategy of going out of his way to involve the governed in the process of governance. From the onset he was determined to run an all-inclusive government that did not leave out any individual, group or segment.

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Sunday, 24 May 2020

GBURUGBURU HAS DONE WELL: ARMCHAIR CRITICS TAKE NOTE

Rt. Hon. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi
Chris Chime

I find it extremely difficult to be persuaded to believe that, even if there are more than one million Facebook posts saying that Governor Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi is not performing, especially when such criticisms are coming from those who should know better. It is easy to locate where the criticisms are coming from and for what reasons. There are those whose expectation is for the loots of electioneering victory to be shared fast without any delay. They are eager to receive their own share of the state cake and bail from the ship before it sinks. For this group of people, even if the Governor were to pave the streets of Enugu State with gold, without gratifying their personal pockets, he would still be branded as a failed leader.

PHOTO: ROMAN CATHOLIC INFANT BAPTISM IN COVID-19 ERA

Catholics, look at what infant baptism has been reduced to in the Roman Catholic Church because of COVID-19. As you can see from the photograph, the priest is afraid of contracting COVID-19 and that’s why he baptized the baby at a distance. Is it that God cannot protect His anointed again?  

PHOTO: BUHARI AND HIS FAMILY MEMBERS IN A HAPPY MOOD

Yeah!!! Whether we like it or not, this is the First Family of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Why are all of them smiling? May the Almighty Father continue to bless them.

BEHOLD A NIGERIAN PHARMACIST, DR. STELLA OKOLI, WHO IS WORTH OVER 500 MILLION US DOLLARS.

Dr. Stella Okoli
She is Dr. Stella Chinyelu Okoli, an entrepreneur, industrialist and a Pharmacist. She is the founder of Emzor Pharmaceutical Industries Limited, a popular pharmaceutical company that has produced drugs for over 30 years.

SEVEN GOD’S PRINCIPLES OF RUNNING A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS

When we work hard for the benefit of others, we will be rewarded.
Whatever a man sows, this he will reap. For the one who sows to his own flesh will from the fresh reap corruption, but the one who sows to the Spirit from the spirit he will reap eternal life. Let us not lose heart in doing good for in due time we reap if we do not grow weary. So, then, while we have opportunities, let us do good to all people.

Friday, 22 May 2020

LOVE LIKE JESUS, BUT WASH YOUR HANDS LIKE PONTIUS PILATE

Wow!!! This is St. Mark’s Anglican Church brandishing the inscription, “Love like Jesus, but wash your hands like Pontius Pilate.” We believe that this has to do with a measure to mitigate the spread of COVID-19.

HIS EXCELLENCY PETER OBI SINCE COVID-19

Tai Emeka Obasi
I call him a man, who came far ahead of his generation. Many didn't appreciate why I used that coinage to describe him about six years ago. But I wasn't using that very extreme description because I wanted to be noticed.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! HON. GIDEON TOCHUKWU EZE (GEN. ORKA)

Hon.Gideon Tochukwu Eze
We felicitate with
HON. GIDEON TOCKUKWU EZE
Vice Chairman, Udenu Local Government Area
As he celebrates his
BIRTHDAY

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BOOSTING YOUR SPEED OF KNOWLEDGE ACQUISITION THROUGH SMART READING

Smart reading is an early gateway skill that paves the pathway for future success. Business School Netherlands, Nigeria is inviting you to a Zoom webinar.

Thursday, 21 May 2020

WHAT IS DRIVING RISK ASSETS HIGHER

Hussein Sayed,
Chief Market Strategist at FXTM

Equities are moving higher in early Asian trade after a robust performance from Wall Street on Wednesday. US equities not only ended the session higher, but the S&P 500 is making an attempt to break out of the consolidation zone it has been stuck in for more than five weeks. Other risk assets also received a strong boost, with Brent Crude climbing to April highs, copper rallying 1.7% and commodity currencies higher against the US dollar. That typically looks like a global risk-on mindset.

THE CAPITAL SIN A SALES & MARKETING PROFESSIONAL PERSON SHOULDN'T COMMIT

Anayo Nwosu
Anayo Nwosu

There was a period in time when turtles made money from transporting smaller animals from Ose Onitsha across the River Niger to Asaba for a fee. Turtle was not the only animal involved in the transportation business. Dogs, docks and crocodiles also engaged in the business.

OPATA IGBO REVILES CELEBRATION OF SENATOR FIDELIS OKORO’S DEMISE

Senator Fidelis Okoro
As soon as the death of an erstwhile senator from Enugu North senatorial district, Senator Fidelis Okoro, hit the internet, virtually everybody he represented in the upper chambers of the national assembly started jubilating. Politicians in that senatorial district were seen declaring free drinks. 

FACEBOOK CONCLUDES PLANS TO DISRUPT AMAZON AND EBAY ON ONLINE SHOPPING BUSINESS

Mark Zuckerberg
The CEO of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, has stated his decision to accelerated plans for the service to take advantage of the boom in online shopping during the coronavirus emergency. Facebook is hoping that its 2.6bn users will begin shopping on its platform, as it unveiled a service that puts it in direct competition with Amazon and eBay.

Wednesday, 20 May 2020

MANY PEOPLE HAVE DIED THE WAY THIS FROG DIED IN THIS BOILING WATER

Folks, have you noticed what happen when you put a frog into a pot fill with water and you start heating the water? If you have not tried it, get a frog and try it. As the temperature of the water begins to rise, the frog adjusts its body temperature accordingly.

COVID-19: HOW OXFORD MBA GRADUATE, KARL LOO, INNOVATED, MOBILIZED, AND PIVOTED HIS BUSINESS WITHIN 36 HOURS

Karl Loo
As the Covid-19 pandemic has a growing impact on global economies, businesses across the world face the challenge of innovating to survive. In the space of just 36 hours, Karl Loo (Oxford SAIDMBA 2013) turned his business around by launching special initiative Disinfection2U.com, which eventually became a leading virus containment company in Southeast Asia.

LAGOS LAWYER, BARRISTER MONDAY UBANI CONDEMNS THE ILLEGAL DETENTION OF EMPEROR GABRIEL OGBONNA, A LAWYER BY DSS

Barrister Monday Ubani
Barrister Monday Ubani, the immediate 2nd Vice President of the Nigerian Bar Association is irked by the continuous and illegal detention of Mr. Emperor Ogbonna, a Legal Practitioner of note by the DSS for nearly a month after he was abducted, so to speak, from the Correctional Centre in Umuahia where he had been detained for over a month and half for alleged infraction of the Cybercrime Act by the former Commissioner of Police of Abia State before been granted bail by the Federal High Court in Umuahia.

RT. HON IKE EZEUGWU: LEGISLATOR PER EXCELLENCE

Rt. Hon. Ike Ezugwu
Onyekachi Ugwu

Ordinarily, I wouldn’t have taken the path of engaging in this matter in deference to the belief of Rt. Hon. Ike Ezeugwu on matters of social media attacks against his person that "no amount of lies and fabrications has the potency to subsume even the tiniest of truths" but having being mentioned in a post by Emeka Hyginus and amplified by Enugu Journalist, which sought to call to question the representation of our leader, Rt. Hon Ike Ezeugwu in the House of Assembly, I am propelled to put things in proper perspectives regardless that the author had chosen the path of attempting to muzzle me so as not to respond, which runs against the mills of informed interrogation of issues.

ENUGU JOURNALIST EXPOSES HON. IKECHUKWU EZUGWU’S EGOTISM AND ACUTE INCOMPETENCE

Rt. Hon. Ike Ezugwu
Some hour ago, we published a post made by an Enugu-based online news publisher, Enugu Journalist, on Facebook against a member representing Udenu LGA in the Enugu State House of Assembly, Hon. Ikechukwu Ezugwu over his ineffectiveness and under-representation.

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Tuesday, 19 May 2020

A PROTEST LETTER WRITTEN BY DR. AKANU IBIAM TO THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND FOR SUPPLYING MUSLIN NIGERIANS WITH ARM AND AMMUNITIONS TO FIGHT BIAFRANS

Dr. Akanu Ibiam
Our Gracious Majesty, I am deeply and humbly constrained to present you with this letter. For many years, indeed throughout my mature life, I had been a proud but disinterested admirer of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and her peoples. The history of Your Majesty’s country is replete with heroism, discoveries which were near miracles, and institutions of higher learning of the most outstanding character and achievement. Britain, though insular and small in size and capacity, had centuries ago proved conclusively, to the world that for any community and nation to reach the acme of greatness and respectability, it is not quantity that counts but quality and the type of people who make up the nation.

14TH EMIR OF KANO, MALLAM SANUSI LAMIDO SANUSI, WELCOMES HIS NEW BABY

Sanusi Lamido Sanusi with his new born baby
Erstwhile Central Bank of Nigeria Governor and immediate past Emir of Kano, Mallam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, is in a very ecstatic mood. His wife has been delivered of a bouncing baby girl called Halima Sayeeda. We at Tectono Business Review are exultant for him.

HAHAHAHA!!!!! COVID-19 WILL NOT LAST BECAUSE IT IS A MADE-IN-CHINA DISEASE

Yes, it is an undisputable fact that all Chinese products are of low quality and do not last for a long time. So, those people who are of the opinion that COVID-19 has come to stay are all liars. Have you forgotten that COVID-19 is a made-in-China disease? It is not going to last and in just a short while, the lock-down order will be permanently relaxed. Schools, churches, offices, get ready to reopen.

DETAILED REPORT ON INCORPORATING NEW PLANS TO ELEVATE NON-OIL EXPORT AMID COVID-19 PANDEMIC

Olusegun Awolowo, CEO, Nigerian Export Promotion Council (NEPC)
Globally, the restrictions on the movement of people and border closures foreshadow a disruption in supply chains and a decline in exports. Already, countries around the world have closed their borders to non-essential traffic, and global supply chains for exports have been disrupted.

ENUGU JOURNALIST SWIPES ENUGU LEGISLATOR, HON. IKECHUKWU EZUGWU

Hon. Ikechukwu Ezugwu
Enugu-based online news portal, Enugu Journalist, has smacked the member representing Udenu LGA in the Enugu House of Assembly, Hon. Ikechukwu Ezugwu.