Tectono Business Review: August 2021

Tuesday, 31 August 2021

PHOTOS: CHIEF UGWOKEH NNAEMEKA: CELEBRITY BLOGGER, BRAND INFLUENCER & BRAND AMBASSADOR

EVEN THE DEAD HAS NOT LOST HOPE

Chief Ugwokeh Nnaemeka

Hello dear, this is Chief Ugwokeh Nnaemeka, a Celebrity Blogger, Brand Influencer, Brand Ambassador and Third Party Business Partnership Deals Maker. I am the Executive Chairman of Tectono Ventures Limited.

Monday, 30 August 2021

FANS ATTACK LUCHY DONALDS FOR DRESSING IMMODESTLY

Luchi Donalds

A self-acclaimed beautiful nollywood actress, Luchy Donalds, has been attacked by fans after posting a picture where she dressed immorally on her Facebook page. We still wonder why people refer to this lady as being beautiful.

IS THIS WHY MBAPPE WANTS TO LEAVE PSG AFTER THE ARRIVAL OF MESSI?

Hmmmm!!! Look at what Lionel Messi did to Kylian Mbappe in the knockout state match between France and Argentina during the 2018 World-Cup. This could be one of the reasons why Mbappe wants to exit Paris Saint Germaine (PSG). Obviously, he hates playing along with Messi.

PROFITABILITY OF INVESTMENT IN THE SOUTHEAST NIGERIA

By Anayo M. Nwosu

For 21 years that I have been a banker, sixteen of which I was managing large corporate banking relationships, I have learned and internalized what a profitable investment opportunity is; which is simply that investment yields profit for the investor/s as well as that which yields a reasonable return on the investment considering the amount of money invested in the project.

CUBANA CHIEF PRIEST SAILING WITH THE MAMMY WATER IN DUBAI

Cubana Chief Priest

The Celebrity Bar Man, Cubana Chief Priest, is currently in Dubai. We gathered that he went there to sail with the Mammy Water.

Friday, 27 August 2021

GOODLUCK JONATHAN BECOMES THE CHANCELLOR OF CAVENDISH UNIVERSITY, UGANDA

Dr. Goodluck Jonathan

The immediate past President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan, has been officially inaugurated as the Chancellor of Cavendish University, Uganda.

MANCHESTER CITY LOST ALL IMPORTANT SIGNINGS BECAUSE OF HARRY KANE’S PURSUIT

Pep Guardiola

Are you aware that owing to his mad quest to sign Harry Kane, Manchester City refused to give Aguero a new contract, dropped Haaland’s pursuit, dropped Lukaku’s pursuit , rejected Lionel Messi on a free transfer and refused to pay €25m for Cristiano Ronaldo.

HALOO CREDIT PERSONAL LOAN, HOW DOES A STRANGER’S LOAN CONCERN ME?

This is Chief Ugwokeh Nnaemeka. I am a Celebrity Blogger, Brand Influencer/Ambassador and the Africunia Chief Priest.

Thursday, 26 August 2021

PHOTO: CHIEF ANAYO NWOSU: A FETED BANK MANAGER

Wednesday, 25 August 2021

NAIRA DOLLAR INCOME FUND: INVESTING IN THE TOMORROW YOU DESIRE (A CHAPEL HILL DENHAM FUND)

The Nigeria Dollar Income Fund is designed to help you reach your savings and investment goals.

PHOTOS: OBI CUBANA WINS SUN NEWSPAPER PERSONALITY AWARD

Tuesday, 24 August 2021

CORPORATE GOVERNANCE BEST PRACTICES: IMPERATIVES FOR BUSINESS SUSTAINABILITY

H. MICHAEL & CO

Presents

The maiden edition of its

ANNUAL CORPORATE GOVERNANCE & DEVELOPMENT CONFERENCE

A BUSY ILLITERATE IS FAR BETTER THAN AN IDLE GRADUATE

Hmmm!!! Graduates in Nigeria have suffered so much to the extent that even stark illiterates now make mockery of them. If you are a graduate who is not doing well financially, you will understand this. Being a graduate is not a license to be successful in life. Whoever wrote that at the back of the bus must be an illiterate.

LADIES, KICK-START CONSTRUCTION CAREER @ INTER-BAU FOUNDATION

CONSTRUCTION IS GENDER NEUTRAL

WOMEN CAN BUILD TOO

PHOTO: THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NOLLYWOOD ACTRESS, QUEENETH HILBERT

Monday, 23 August 2021

DO YOU REMEMBER GENERAL OLADIPO DIYA

General Oladipo Diya
General Oladipo Diya was the Vice President of Nigeria under General Sani Abacha’s regime. It can be recalled that Abacha’s government arrested him and charged him with treason which orchestrated his being sentenced to death. A day to the date he was supposed to be killed, Abacha died and the incoming president General Abdulsalami Abubakar granted him amnesty along with many other prisoners.

AFRICUNIA CHIEF PRIEST’S BIRTHDAY GIFTS

Sunday, 22 August 2021

MATRIX ENERGY PETROLEUM DEPOT, WARRI

KM 5, New Ode-Itsekiri Road, Ifiekporo, Warri South LGA,

Delta State, Nigeria

053291026, 07043294090, 07046174223

www.matrixenergygroup.com

SEEK FIRST THE KINGDOM OF GOD AND HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS, SAYS AFRICUNIA CHIEF PRIEST, CHIEF UGWOKEH NNAEMEKA

Chief Ugwokeh Nnaemeka (Africunia Chief Priest)

Folks, I am Chief Ugwokeh Nnaemeka. I am a Celebrity Blogger, Brand Influencer/Ambassador and Chief Priest of Africunia (www.africunia.org, www.africunia.tv, www.africuniabank.com). In addition, I am the Executive Chairman of Tectono Ventures Limited.

Friday, 20 August 2021

MATRIX ENERGY LIMITED (GHANA OFFICE)

Steel Work Road, Tema Industrial Area, Tema Greater, Accra, Ghana

+233302951763

Thursday, 19 August 2021

DO YOU KNOW THAT THE AFRICUNIA CHIEF PRIEST WAS ONCE THE SECRETARY OF ST. STEPHEN’S CATHOLIC CHURCH, ONIKE?

Chief Ugwokeh Nnaemeka (Africunia Chief Priest)

Yes, the Celebrity Blogger, Brand Influencer, Brand Ambassador and Africunia Chief Priest, Chief Ugwokeh Nnaemeka, was the Secretary of St. Stephen’s Catholic Church, Onike, Yaba, Lagos between August, 2020 and January, 2021.

Wednesday, 18 August 2021

DO YOU NEED A LOAN FOR BUSINESS? TALK TO CRYSTAL FINANCE

Crystal Finance offers structured business and individual loans as well as tenured investment.

PHOTO: CHIEF ANAYO NWOSU AND HIS FAMILY MEMBERS

𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐎 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓

By Favour Chigbo

Asides from using voodoo and blowing that white powder you got from baba Ijebu on people which is replete with side effects such as hell fire and eternal condemnation, one of the easiest ways to get what you want is to 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓.

2021 CATHOLIC MEN ORGANIZATION OF NIGERIA (CMON) ANNUAL CONVENTION

CATHOLIC MEN ORGANIZATION OF NIGERIA (CMON)

ARCHDIOCESE OF LAGOS

Presents

2021 ANNUAL CONVENTION

Tuesday, 17 August 2021

MATRIX ENERGY LIMITED (ABUJA OFFICE)

9, Volta Street, Off Thomas Street, Maitama, Abuja, FCT, Nigeria

08057231367, 08092878635

Monday, 16 August 2021

TECTONO BUSINESS REVIEW ENDORSES WHITEMONEY TO WIN THE BIG BROTHER NAIJA REALITY SHOW

We, at Tectono Business Review, endorse one of the housemates in the ongoing Big Brother Naija TV Reality Show (Shine Ya Eye) known as Whitemoney to come out victorious. If you have been watching the show, you will discover that the handsome young man is the best among them and deserves to win the show.

73 HUMONGOUS GBOOOOSSSSAAAAS FOR ERSTWHILE RIVERS STATE GOVERNOR, SIR DR. PETER ODILI

Sir Dr. Peter Odili
We join millions of admirers all over the world to congratulate

SIR DR. PETER ODILI

Former Governor, Rivers State

On the occasion of his 73rd anniversary of his birth

UBA CHAIRMAN, TONY ELUMELU, WALKS ON THE SEA LIKE JESUS

The Chairman of Heirs Holdings Limited, United Bank for Africa Plc and Transnational Corporation of Nigeria Plc, Tony Elumelu, has walked on the see and did not sink just like Jesus did, as shown on the picture above.

Saturday, 14 August 2021

MATRIX ENERGY LIMITED

Oil Supply

Oil Trading

Oil Retailing

Oil Distribution

Oil Logistics

Terminal Operations

Friday, 13 August 2021

EFCC ARRESTS PRECIOUS IWUJI FOR SELLING HER FACEBOOK ACCOUNT TO YAHOO YAHOO BOYS

Precious Iwuji

Hmmm!!! This is one of the reasons why you must safeguard your social media account, especially Facebook, from being hacked by fraudsters. It has now become a taboo for one to sell his or her social media account.

EDUCATION GIVES PEOPLE FALSE CONFIDENCE, SAYS ELEGANZA GROUP BOSS, RASAQ OKOYA

Aare Razak Okoya

Hmmm!!! This may hurt some educated people, but it is the bitter truth. Some people think that getting a university degree is all what it takes to be comfortable. They feel that with their certificates, things should just work out for them and that they should be far better than those that did not pass through the four walls of the university.

IT WILL HURT TO SEE MESSI PLAY FOR PSG, SAYS ANDRES INIESTA

Andres Iniesta and Lionel Messi were teammates at F.C. Barcelona. He passed the baton of captainship of the revered football club to Messi when he retired. According to him, it would be very terrible to watch Messi play in PSG’s shirt.

Thursday, 12 August 2021

CHRISTIANITY: A CHALLENGE BUT A REWARDING RELIGION

CATHOLIC LAY APOSTOLATE CENTRE

CATHOLIC ARCHDIOCESE OF LAGOS

Presents

2021 SINGLES DAY WITH THE ARCHBISHOP

Wednesday, 11 August 2021

LIONEL MESSI FANS WORLDWIDE LEAVE FC BARCELONA AND JOIN PSG WITH HIM

Hmmm!!! Do you know that the same way the management of FC Barcelona removed Lionel Messi's pictures on their stadium is the same way Lionel Messi’s fans are removing their likes and followership from FC Barcelona pages to the pages of Paris Saint Germain?

AKIN SANDA & CO (LEGAL PRACTITIONERS)

3rd Floor, Suite 6, Western House, 8/10, Broad Street, Lagos Island,

Lagos, Nigeria

014541479, 08186543503, info@akinsanda-legal.com

PHONE SNATCHER MEETS HIS WATERLOO AT ABULE-IJSEHA, YABA, LAGOS

On the night of August 10, 2021, a phone snatcher was caught at Abule-Ijesha area of Yaba, Lagos. He was caught around 9:30pm on that day when he successfully snatches an android phone from a lady, but could not escape as he planned.

PHCN, THREE ELECTRIC POLES FELL AT UNIVERSITY ROAD, ABULE-OJA, YABA

Tuesday, 10 August 2021

ROCHE PHARMACEUTICAL’S STATEMENT ON ENUGU AGRICULTURAL FACTORIES

It has been brought to our attention that various Nigerian online publications have been reporting that Roche Pharmaceutical was one of the partners involved in the renewal of Enugu agricultural factories.

OLADIPO OLUKUEWU & CO

111, Allen Avenue, Ikeja, Lagos, Nigeria

08033133072, 07055461919, 08060006161

LIONEL MESSI AND WIFE IN A PLANE HEADING FOR PSG

PHOTO: POSTERS OF LIONEL MESSI BEING TAKEN DOWN AT CAMP NOU

FEMI OYEKOLA & CO

Suite 16, Landmark Plaza, Plot 3124, IBB Way, Maitama, Abuja, Nigeria

08037444474

PSG FANS GATHER AT AIRPORT AND STADIUM TO WELCOME LIONEL MESSI

Monday, 9 August 2021

MANSION SUITABLE FOR HOTEL, SCHOOL AND HOSPITAL FOR SALE @ AJAO ESTATE, LAGOS

A very solid mansion consisting of the following:

12 large bedrooms all en-suite

6 living rooms

Undeveloped parcel of land

Borehole/treatment plant

Gate house

Access to private gate

Underground meeting room for 40 people

C of O

Granite and marble floor

Fireproof ceiling boards

PHOTO: KING DIDIER DROGBA

JON – KEN HOSPITAL LIMITED

20, Shobande Street, By Chemist Bus Stop, Akoka, Yaba, Lagos, Nigeria

07056433308, 08099421104, 08099421092, 08099421106

www.jon-kenhospital.com, info@jon-kenhospital.com

BREAKING!!! AS FREE AGENT, LIONEL MESSI SIGNS 2 YEAR DEAL WITH KFC.

CHILDREN SUNDAY SCHOOL PROGRAMME OF DRAMA, SONGS, RECITATIONS ETC

Yes, Children Sunday school programme of drama, songs, recitations etc is back and it promises to be a redefining evening for all on

SATURDAY, AUGUST 21, 2021

ALL SAINTS ANGLICAN CHURCH, YABA

12:00NOON – 4:00PM

PHOTOS: VENDABUY ONLINE SHOPPING CUSTOMER RELATIONS MANAGER, LAMIDI BARKI WEDS YEMISI BARKI

Sunday, 8 August 2021

FP LOGISTICS (LOGISTICS, IMPORT & EXPORT OF GOODS & GENERAL CONTRACTS)

22, Pastor Olu Olusakin Avenue, Off Mobil Estate Road, Ilaje Bus Stop,

Aja, Lagos, Nigeria

07030337420, 09025710236

POPE FRANCIS CONFIRMS CASES OF CATHOLIC PRIESTS IMPREGNATING REVEREND SISTERS AND ABORTING PREGNANCIES

Pope Francis

Hmmm!!! What is happening in the Roman Catholic Church? We thought that this nonsense was only happening in Nigeria. We thought that the news of a particular Malawian diocesan catholic priest impregnating 30 reverend sisters was a fake one until the catholic pontiff, Pope Francis, confirmed it.

Saturday, 7 August 2021

HAIR PLANET UNISEX SALOON (BUKAY EMPIRE)

32/34, Barikasu Iyede Street, Off University of Lagos Road, Yaba

Lagos, Nigeria

07084517152, 08033214450, harplanet.ng

DO YOU KNOW THAT RIHANNA IS NOW THE WORLD RICHEST FEMALE MUSICIAN?

Some days ago, Forbes named the ace musician, Rihanna, the world richest female musician with a net-worth of $1.7 billion (£1.2 billion).

Friday, 6 August 2021

CA CONSULTANTS LIMITED

6th Floor, UBA House, 57, Marina, Lagos Island, Lagos, Nigeria

014622734-5, www.cacons.com, mainoffice@cacons.com

WHICH CLUB IS LIONEL MESSI GOING? PSG OR INTER?

It is no longer news that Lionel Messi will not be staying at F. C. Barcelona again. The Argentine national football team captain and the Spanish club regret that their earlier agreement could not be fulfilled

SCOTIA NIGERIA LIMITED

Port Harcourt, River State, Nigeria

james.sharp@scotia-world.co.uk, +441414160200, +234 818 3152433

CWAY WANTS LOGISTICS/HAULAGE COMPANIES

We are seeking logistics companies with proven track records and integrity to partner with us in meeting the ever increasing demands of our beverages drinks (packaging – 50Cl, 21Cl and 40Cl)in and around Lagos State and out states.