Wednesday, 31 August 2016

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Tuesday, 30 August 2016

AM & O STANDARD INTERNATIONAL LTD: GREAT OFFER IN ISHERI NORTH GRA


Prime plots from N10 million
Other investments plots from N2 million

ABC PROPERTIES: PROPERTIES FOR SALE @ LEKKI & IKOYI


Osapa London, Lekki
New 4 bedroom town house

Ikoyi
3 bedroom terrace houses @ off Alexander
New 3 bedroom flat and 4 bedroom duplex @ Onikoyi

Monday, 29 August 2016

UBA: PAYMENT OF INTERIM DIVIDEND

The board of Directors of United Bank for Africa Plc is pleased to announce the payment of Interim Dividend for the period ended June 30, 2016 as follows:

TECTONO BUSINESS REVIEW: THE RICHEST BLOG IN NIGERIA

Yes, we can authoritatively state that
Tectono Business Review is the richest blog in Nigeria. Do you know why? It is because all the elites such as business tycoons, top politicians, heads of federal parastatals, captains of industries, etc now read our business publications several times in a day. We have also taken over all the mouth-watering adverts and advertorials from blue-chip companies in Nigeria. When was the last time you visited our website? Do not be left out. Join these elites in learning what they have been learning from our business publications.

DID YOU RUSH INTO MAGAZINE PUBLICATION WITHOUT ADEQUATE PREPARATION JUST BECAUSE DR. JIMOH IBRAHIM IS A PUBLISHER?

Yes, we have analyzed the last edition of the magazine published by your phony publishing company and must confess that it is nothing but an archetype, paradigm, epitome and personification of acute mediocrity. What sort of nonsense is that? How could you bring out that poorly written and prepared magazine for the public? You did not hire any good editor, writer, reporter or even freelance writers. We also read the article you wrote entitled: ‘Me and my mentor’. In that article, you decimated English language like a motor-park tout. You cannot even express yourself in correct English. What is your qualification?

THE EXIGENT CALL FOR THE RESTRUCTURING OF NIGERIA

President Muhammadu Buhari
The outcry in Nigeria has reached a crescendo. While some are trumping ‘change’, others are chanting ‘restructure.’ For several others, it is ‘resource control, self-determination and fiscal federalism.’

HIGH MPR AND THE NECESSITY OF REAL SECTOR CONCESSIONS


Godwin Emefiele, CBN Governor
Findings from banks have indicated that the real sector is yet to find a compensatory ground after the recent hike in Monetary Policy Rate (MPR) by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN). The apex Bank had, late last month, raised the MPR to 14 per cent, one of the highest jumps in recent years. The MPR is one of the key drivers of interest rates in the banking industry.

WHY CAN’T YOU MAKE MONEY LEGITIMATELY?

Four people that do not know themselves who did some transactions with you accused you of the same transgression and you claimed that they all lied against you. Who do you think you are cuckolding? We are not daft. So, our question is: Why can’t you make money legitimately? Did you incorporate those five non-functional companies just for fraudulent purposes?

Saturday, 27 August 2016

TECTONO BUSINESS REVIEW CONGRATULATES BARRISTER MONDAY UBANI

Barrister Monday Ubani

We, the management of
TECTONO BUSINESS REVIEW,
Congratulate the reputable lawyer and human right activist
Barrister Monday Ubani, LLB, LLM, BL
On his investiture as the
National Second Vice President
of the
Nigerian Bar Association (NBA)

Friday, 26 August 2016

AMCON: NOTICE OF OFFICE RELOCATION

We wish to advise our various stakeholders, regulatory bodies and the general public that the Head Office of the Asset Management Corporation of Nigeria (AMCON) has been relocated to:

417, Tigris Crescent, Off Aguiyi Ironsi Street, Maitama, Abuja FCT, Nigeria.
(Beside Corporate Affairs Commission)

TECTONO CONGRATULATES HURLAG TECHNOLOGIES LTD BOSS, ENGR. OLASOJI OLAGUNJU

Engineer Olasoji Olagunju and his wife

We, the management of
TECTONO BUSINESS REVIEW,
Congratulates the MD of Hurlag Technologies Limited
Engineer Olasoji Olagunju
On his conferment as a fellow of the
Nigerian Institute of Management (FNIM)

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Thursday, 25 August 2016

OPEN AN FCMB ACCOUNT ONLINE

You can now open an FCMB Account online such as:

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Anytime, anywhere and get your account number within 24 hours

Wednesday, 24 August 2016

FLY HIGH WITH SMILE

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Stand a chance to win an all expense-paid trip to Sun City, South Africa when you recharge consecutively for 3 months.

SIM CAPITAL ALLIANCE CHANGES TO VALUALLIANCE ASSET MANAGEMENT

We are pleased to announce that Sim Capital Alliance Nigeria Limited will now be known as ValuAlliance Asset Management Limited.

ROCKSTON DREDGING & ALLIED WORKS LIMITED

We offer spectra of dredging services such as:

Reclamation
Chanelisation
Shoreline Project
Beach Replenishment
Stockpiling
Capital Dredging

We have 12 inches and 10 inches dredgers in prestine condition made by DSC Dredge LLC America including ancillary excavators and wheel loaders.

For further enquiries, contact:
ROCKSTON DREDGING & ALLIED WORKS LIMITED
Lagos Office: 2, Ayinde Giwa Street, Off Alhaji Masha Road, Surulere, Lagos. 08068561695, 08168589088
Warri Office: 202, PTI Road, Effurun (Sunny Eru Complex), Delta State. 09096454677, 07030562291, 08038391355

Tuesday, 23 August 2016

WE KNOW WHAT YOU INTEND TO DO WITH YOUR PROPOSED FAKE NGO


We are aware of what you want to do with your proposed phony Non-Governmental Organisation (NGO). Oh, do you think that we do not know? We assure you that we will go out of our way to stop you. Yes, we will deploy our media arsenal to ensure that no corporate body or individual falls victim. You cannot even successfully run a business in a kiosk, let alone running an NGO. We know your plan.

CYNERGY CONSULTANTS NIGERIA LIMITED: PROPERTIES TO LET IN LAGOS

MAGODO GRA

5 bedroom detached duplex, 2 sitting rooms, big kitchen + 2 rooms BQ. N4 million per annum.

GUA LIMITED: PROPERTIES FOR SALE AND TO LET

For sale

A plot of land for sale @ Igando (N9,500,000).
4 bedroom semi-detached with 1 room BQ @ Isheri North (off plan).

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TECTONO CONGRATULATES EDDIE EFOKOHA, MD/CEO OF CONSOLIDATED HALLMARK INSURANCE PLC

Mr. Eddie Efokoha, New Chairman, NIA

We the entire management of
TECTONO BUSINESS REVIEW
Congratulate the MD/CEO of Consolidated Hallmark Insurance Plc,
Mr. Eddie Efokoha
For emerging as the Chairman of the
NIGERIAN INSURERS ASSOCIATION (NIA)

FAILED ATTEMPT TO SWINDLE FRIENDS AND RELATIONS OF WORKERS

Were you not disappointed after you told your workers to bring their friends and relations to invest millions of naira in your companies? According to you, they (the friends and relations) would become shareholders of your companies in exchange for their investment. You thought that they were fools. Right? They had already known your true colours. None of them brought anybody. They are not foolish to bring their relations to invest in non-functional companies. If they had brought investors, you would have swindled them.

Monday, 22 August 2016

WEST PAGE HOMES LIMITED: PROPERTIES FOR SALE AND TO LET

  FOR SALE
4 bedroom detached house with 2 rooms BQ @ Admiralty Estate, Lekki – N60 million.
4 bedroom terrace house with BQ @ Admiralty Estate, Lekki – N50 million.
1, 2 and 3 bedroom apartments with BQ @ Admiralty Estate, Lekki – From N50 million.  
4 bedroom terrace house with BQ, all room en-suite @ Banana Island, Ikoyi – N250 million.
750sqm land suitable for multipurpose building @ Tonade Street, Ikeja – N100 million