Wednesday, 29 May 2019

HMMM!!! POLICE DISCOVERS A YAHOO YAHOO UNIVERSITY IN OJODU BERGER

Information reaching us has it that the police has discovered a yahoo yahoo university in Ojodu Berger in Lagos where young Nigerians register and attend lectures on how to make it in internet fraud, otherwise known as yahoo yahoo. http://www.tectono-business.com/2017/06/gof-autos-limited-best-automobile.html The police, acting on a petition written to them by a concerned citizen, visited the training centre and apprehended both the lecturers and students.

Hmmm!!! A yahoo yahoo university! What is this country turning into? So, yahoo business has become so lucrative that training centres are being opened where people are trained on how to do it. http://www.tectono-business.com/2016/02/contemporary-step-by-step-guide-to.html God!!! Instead of running an entrepreneurship training centre, this is what the so-called leaders of tomorrow are doing. Is this country under any curse?

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Our youngsters are convinced that the only way to make it is through crime. That’s why there is no part of Lagos you will visit without seeing yahoo boys. Many of them are even proud of it. http://www.tectono-business.com/2017/06/gof-autos-limited-best-automobile.html We gathered that in other to succeed in the trade, the yahoo boys are using their girlfriends and close relations for ritual purposes. That’s why there are still cases of stolen undies of ladies. Till date, we see dead bodies with private parts missing along the road, bushes and canals. Which way Nigeria? Where are we heading for?

The yahoo boys have devised many means of doing rituals. Some of them collect brooms from their native doctors. In the morning, they use the brooms to sweet peoples’ door steps, believing that they are acquiring other peoples’ luck. http://www.tectono-business.com/2016/06/are-you-estate-surveyor-or-property.html They also drop money along the road at night and whoever picks them loses his or her destiny to them. The funny thing is that a greater percentage of ladies prefer dating them owing to their generosity.

The proliferation of internet fraud in Nigeria is as a result of laziness on the part of the contemporary youths. http://www.tectono-business.com/2018/01/is-your-car-battered-and-disfigured.html To start the yahoo yahoo business, one must have a laptop and internet connection. With those items, a serious-minded person can start a legitimate business. He can be programmer and be making good amount of money. He can also start a legitimate online marketing business. The likes of Linda ikeji started blogging with just a laptop and internet connection and today, they are multimillionaires. Nigeria youths are just too lazy to be useful to themselves. Folks, what do you think?

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