Saturday, 25 April 2020


Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon
An erstwhile member of the House of Representative, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon, has made known his opinion on President Buhari's decision to lockdown some states without providing palliatives for the citizens. Read him:

First of all, let me express my displeasure with the maladrus probisis and arrogant impetus that president Buhari is handling this hienius, cankaferus and gigantum covid-19. Secondly, our economy is in a cankarus oricus and dictustic kukus.

I am maniacally bewildered, overwhelmed and flabbergasted at the paraplegic crinkum crankum that has characterised the latest news about this virus, culminating in an odoriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga! The jiggery pokery of homo sapiens flaunting their incompetence and odiferus looting of the donations made by well-meaning homo sapiens.

Instead of achievements stemming from donations to provide palliatives for the citizenry in preparation of the tormentous lockdown, it is a veritable bugaboo that the funds have been looted, houses set ablaze by fiery and machiacus fires and Nigerians are in a state of wankum officus. This must be pooh-poohed by all compos mentis homo sapiens!

I said to myself. What an anathematous disdain of the citizenry! What a deprecable descent from the sublime to the ridiculous! Who will curb the odoriferous excesses of this machavellian and mephistopheleancabal in the country? With this state of affairs, I dare say that the future of our dear nation is swimming in a pestilential aqua with a disastrious terminus ad quem inherently laden with avoidable cataracts, ice bergs and oxbow Lakes. It is sardonic, lugubrious and this has to stop!

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